Zach’s Rant

So i thought about your idea of broadcasting my rants, but at this time i do not posses the technology nor the where with all to achieve such a task so i decided to write you my rants for if nothing else to document my ridulilous dilemas in life or possibly to keep our borderline gay relationship going. So i will write for your enjoyment tell what you think of them. so it begins

I have no idea who decided that donuts should be a breakfast food, but who ever did should be spoken about in the same breath with men like newton, einsteen and betty crocker, donuts for breakfast could be the greatest idea since eggs on burgers. Lets get scientific, a donut is basically a cake and the fact that it is considered to be a socially acceptable breakfast food is a noble prize caliber of an idea. the fact that al gore can win one of those for a stupid documentary why can’t we give one who truly made a difference making one fat american after another look forward to the most overated meal of the day. It is obserd that we eat anything but donuts for breakfast when comparing to the other choices we have in the morning. I know what you thinking they are so unheathly, first off it depends on the donut and the kind of sprinkles you have on your donut, but enough with health mumbo jumbo the bottom line is you have two more meals to eat healthy what is the point of starting your day with crappy grape nuts when you can enjoy a deep fried pastry with just right amount of frosting and sprinkles to brighten up your day. In conclusion in time and age with wars starvation hate crimes and tila tequila we need to celebrate the people who have made this country great, i think it is time to give back to the people who have given us so much.