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I hate when peopel complain about double dippers, you know who i am talking about that friends wife who you hate and you have to have dinner with and you dip your chip in the salso bowl take a bite and then go in for seconds, and she goes ah excuse me could you not double dip. Well the bottom line if you exaimine the size of the chip it first of, is the perfect size for two bites, eating a chip in one bite is rude, disgusting and offends mexicans everywhere if my friends wife was cultured she would now that, but she doesn’t, so when i take one bite with my salsa i am left with half a chip and nothing to do with it, what does she want me to do eat the chip wiht no salsa on it what is the poiint of that, its like me saying to the waiter a taco pleae, and he responds chicken, beef or pork, oh nothing please just a taco shell, everyone would think i was crazy and mexicans everywhere would be in an outrage, they would proably refuse you service, but that is besides the point the fact is only one dip on one chip is ludicras the only logical answer for not doulble dipping would be disposing of the half of the chip, and with rising cost of gas and starving kids and all that jazz, that my friedn is not an option, so that brings me to my next point basically what the accuseer is stated is that i don’t want your mouth anywhere close to mine, i wnat as many degrees of separation betwween you mouth and mine. this is insulting to me and my dentist, but for insurance reasons lets keep the good denstists out of this, so fact of the matter is that the way a chip breaks when you bite it your mouth only touches the part that re-enters the bowl only once every two hundred tortilla chips i have found through my diligent studies at La California the mobile mexican place near my dwelling place. So this leads me to conclude that my friend married an idiot and the myth that when you double dip you get all your mouth fluids in the salsa bowl is truly a myth and people who complain should be refused service from all mexican restraunts every where thank you for your time good day.
zach
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Zach,
I actually read a study on this that scientifically proves your point. It stated that double dipping, while it may gross people out is not really dangerous, because few germs actually get back into the bowl. The study also said that 10 second rule that we often use when we drop something on the ground is acurate, that food won’t pick up germs very quickly, unless of course you drop it in a pile of horse crap…
Phil
Comment by Phil Towne July 15, 2008 @ 5:42 pm