Zach’s Rant

Well for those of you who don’t know my name is zach, notice the spelling of my name, i show you this so you fully understand my plight i face as do so many others bearing names such as these, as you can proably tell this rant hits pretty close to home so excuse me if i get emotional. the plight i am talking about and the reason for my emotions is that spelling of names is getting ridiculous, well actually names are getting ridiculous, you don’t name a person apple, but that is whole nother e-mail. Here i will set the scene a person asks could i get your name and number, uh yeah its ashli, ok how do you spell that with an l-i, or l-e-y, or an l-e-e at the end oh acutually its a-s-h-q-p-l-i-t-ee yeah the p and q are silent. This happens with so many people all over the world and it needs to come to a stop, their are only t[hree logical explanainations for this type of ignoranant naming, one is that the parent is not creative enough to come up with a good name so they settle on a normal crappy one and make it a huge pain for everyone the rest of the childs life. the next is the parents do not know how to spell,and if they can’t spell simple names they can’t proably sound them out either so they come with stupid spelllings and the rest ofus have to suffer. the third and final and most likely explanation for this total disregard for their child and everyone who interacts with them is they were a mistake, or unplanned pregancy or whatever i am suppose to call it when adults are to freakin cheap to find the nearest trojan man. but the child was not in their plans so they decide to punish with a dumb spelling of he/she’s name, now if you have a normal spelling of a name don’t think that you are the only one who has to put up with us who have mis spelled it is as much of a burden on us as you who are being constantly corrected for the way you spell someones name. As a person who’s name should of been spelled zack like it sounds the constant correcting of people has caused me so much emotional and physical strain my hair was gone before i graduated high school, why was i cursed with such a fate, well i know my parents and they are cheap, but lets stay out of their bedroom, the bottom line is parents are not being responsible enough to police this type of irresponisble behavoir on their own, it is time for the govrnment to step, i am tired of my tax money being wasted on a war on drugs, roads and flying to mars, i want thier to be on spelling of every name and if this is not followed to procuscute the offenders to full extent of the law, this may mean my parents will being 25 to life on rikers island, its a small price for me to pay to see america rid of this problem.

zach