Zach’s Rant

so this weekend i maybe participated in the worst sport known to the modern day man.  the worst sport since maybe soccer.  i know i have set the bar high for terrible sports by comparing this to soccer but if you have ever played you know what i am talking about, this sport is frisbee golf, man its horrible, i should of known how bad it was going to be since it has frisbee in the name, but i am a good sport and i went with my friends who are avid disc golfers.  now the thing is about frissbee golf is it sounded appealing, because in my mind it sounds like a drinking gaeme, which i have become a consuer of in my old age, i have dedicated my life to mastering such great american pastimes, like beer pong and horse shoes, but this was nothing of the sorts, way to much walking, no carts, no beer which equals no fun.  Know the first thing that bothered me when we got up to the first tee the was the horrendous smell that was there and i couldn’t put my finger on what it was,i had smelled it before, but i could not recall where, but as this awful day progressed and i saw the kind of people who play disc golf i realized it was that distinct hippi smell, yes one i could recall from participating in other stupid hippi activities such as hackisack, drum circles and not bathing for weeks on end. I had no idea i had been conned into playing one there games again.  Anything that a bunch of people who think smoking pot, not bathing and complaining about a bunch of stuff they have no idea what they are talking about invent i want nothing to do with, except maybe free love that doesn’t seem all that bad, , but i am losing focus here.  Maybe i hated it because i cna’t throw a frisbee, because my dad was teaching me how to throw a baseball or a football or teaching me to bath, instead of teaching me to throw a frisbee and telling me that girls who have more hair under there arms and there face then me are hot.  Or maybe i judged wrong, you see now i judge a game by, will this game get funner the more i drink, such as real golf or horse shoes, and the answer to that questions is no,why because i still can’t throw a frissbee i have to walk through abunch of poison oak and i have a bunch of hippis telling me that if we were all poor and lived on a farm with a bunch of girls with with hair under there arm pits and never took a bath the world would be perfect.  So in my unbiased opinoin frisbees should stay where they belong and that is to the hippis, because we want to keep them isolated, if we can’t control them we can at least contain them, and to dogs and finally the last peopel group that can play with frisbees are people who can’t play real sports like soccer players, thank you for your time.
zach