Zach’s Rant

Ok, its been a while but i am one of the fore mention titles in the title to this blog, in that i work on a farm and am somewhat of a hick, how does obtain to you, well it means i have worked 28 days straight so i haven’t had time to be a loser and write a blog, but anyway my experience being a farmer has brought me in contact with many hicks and some cowboys, who, before i get going i am very fond of, and proably in compusses about 90 % of the people i hang out with on a day to day basis, but what drives me absolutly insane about these people is there fashion sense or lack there of, but i am not really one to  comment on what people where, but there in lies my complaint.  If you have been around these people you will now what i am talking about, now this has happened muliplte times to me before i was married, and became my wifes human ken doll.  But lets say i go clothes shopping i am at the mall i am like hey this gap shirt is five bucks, and it fits i am all over it, the fact it says gap on it i could honestly care less, so i go out to the bar with my buddies wearing my new five dollar gap shirt and when they notice i am wearing gap they lay into to me, your gay i can’t believe your wearing gap, and i am like i spent five dollars on this shirt, when these guys have on an outfit on that costs more than my closet, I don’t know if any of you have ever been in a store that sells cowboy apparell or carhartt, but the prices there are outrageous and these guys make sure that they wear there wranglers with there 50 dollar belt buckle or there 75 dollar carharts and tell me i am the pansy, you got to be kidding me, these guys match there boots to that stupid thing that hangs from there neck that is suppose to replace a tie, and they call me a woman, they spend more time matching there carharts than my wife does getting ready for a night on the town and they are the mans man, it is crazy to me.  these guys think becasues they wear boots in public girls think they are tough, in my opinion if you have booots that you can wear in public you aren’t tough, why did you buy boots, because they sure aren’t as comptrable ( i never can figure out how to spell that word thanks alot oregon public schools) as my slipper shoes that i always wear.  I don’t mind if a guy is trying to look good, but  as a man who spends time acutually working in work clothes i don’t understand these guys who think i am pansy becasue they work at a bank but they dress more manly than me if you think a certain pair of pants make you tough your batting for the other team my friends its so stupid i feel some times like i went out the guys from queer eye for the straight guy.  Thank you for your time.